hello ashley i first met you in mpp, i don't know why or how but i remember talking to you about marital rape!! (KQ WATCH OUT.) and after that it was loooove all the way because we were deprived little angsty teenage souls and then you got yourself a mate! which is actually cool but then you went to get drunk on her.



you are so ickle ickly cute awww. i see you around sometimes but we don't hold hands and sing songs anymore (oh alright we never really did) and i wail to you about the lamentable plight of the canteen people sometimes (very recently and once)!! but it's okay i see you around SOMETIMES and that is like, long drink after drought. muaaah.

<3 chris